Title: “Back in MY Day...”

The Discovery 🗨️ Hero: “Yo, check this out - what kind ancient relic is this? A lost relic from the prehistoric DJ era?” 🗨️ Legend: “It’s a cassette tape. My uncle says they had to ‘flip it over’ to hear the other half of an album.” 🗨️ Hero: “That sounds exhausting!”

Press Play 🗨️ Hero: “Wait—what happens if it glitches? Do I skip the track?” 🗨️ Legend: “Nope. You gotta fast-forward & rewind manually.” 🗨️ Hero: “I’m sorry, WHAT?” 🗨️ Legend: “Yeah, back in the day, you had to wind them up with a pencil!” 🗨️ Hero: “What? That sounds like medieval torture!”

The Ancient Voice 🗨️ Ancient DJ: “You’ve awakened the lost frequencies of the 1980s...” 🗨️ Hero: “You mean there’s NO streaming? No shuffle? No playlist algorithms?” 🗨️ Legend: “Man, they really had to WORK for their music.”🗨️ Ancient DJ: “To unlock the true groove, you must master… THE REWIND.” 🗨️ Hero: “Bro, this is wild.” 🗨️ Legend: “Next thing you’ll tell me, people actually carried these around… on purpose.”